Those tasty orange crackers
I was wandering around the tiny Capitol Hill QFC yesterday afternoon, and I saw an advertisement for colored goldfish. Blecch. I thought it was pretty strange when they further anthropomorphized the creatures by adding a smile, but now I have to eat blue, green, and red fish? Is this some sort of sick homage to the Dr. Seuss classic One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish?
(And yes, I realize that I am probably not the target market for these funky snack crackers. Still, it's hard not to wonder which exec at Pepperidge Farm green-lighted them.)