Last night’s QE was just ok. Not the worst, but certainly not the best. The whole military thing made for some nice jokes, but it wasn’t enough to redeem the SG’s almost complete lack of personality. His girlfriend wasn’t much better – all of the Guys kept making fun of the proliferation of the word “awesome” peppering her speech. I had to agree.
Best line (Carson, natch): “My mom says only whores and children wear red shoes."
A man from my mother's past used to say "only whores wear red fingernail polish." Every. Single. Time. I wear red fingernail polish, I waggle my fingers (metaphorically) in his face and go "Oh yeah?" and then some sort of comment about rednecks from Alabama (which he was). ::clever comment page fault error: brain depleted; runtime error 143379. please reboot brain now.::