So, I'm feeling a little morbid
Here's a quote from some pathologist's Web site :
"If you are in Missouri, and need an autopsy, phone 816-283-2208 anytime. I'm glad to help those who can afford my standard fee, and those who cannot. I can usually be with you within a few hours at the most."
Um, if I actually need an autopsy, I'm thinking that calling a pathologist is going to be a little hard.
His site also features a cool applet that estimates the time of death based on a bunch of characteristics (body temperature, type of clothing, outside temperature, etc.) At least, you might find it cool assuming you're a CSI nerd like I am.