Things I learned on my summer vacation
As you may have noticed by my distinct lack of postings during the last two weeks, I've been away. In Thailand. And, yes, it was a fantastic vacation. How can relaxing on the beach with a fabulous traveling companion be anything other than great?
I did take some pictures and learned a few things:
- Globalization means that there is a Starbucks in Chiang Mai, one on the island of Koh Samui (which until the 1990s only had power a few hours a day), and one in the MBK mall in Bangkok (actually, there are 36 stores in all of Bangkok). And yes, I did purchase coffee at all three, even though it pained my snobbish Seattle heart to do so - but I was desperate!
- In other big-companies-taking-over-the-world news, statues of Ronald McDonald in Thailand are altered so as to greet Thais and farangs properly. (And, no, I didn't eat there, I swear.)

Ronald McDonald wais; Adults and children cower in fear - Green tea potato chips do not taste that good. But orange soda is better.

Interesting idea whose time has not yet come
Cutesy characters on soft drinks get me every time - Apparently, Laura Bush is a huge reggae fan. Don't believe me? Check out this blurry but slightly readable article from one of Bangkok's newspapers.

I still can't believe this staggeringly-bad headline... - As my friends M and L told me during after their trip to Singapore, there really are hotel signs warning guests to not eat durian.

Look, mom...no durian! - Thai food is amazing. I loved everything I ate, and I'm worried now that I won't be able to go to a Thai restaurant here in the States without pining for the real deal.
- Comment spam sucks, especially when it happens on vacation. I came back to a blog filled with 4300 comments, and even I know that I'm just not that popular. I'm still deleting them, so please bear with me.
(I just realized that this posting makes it sound like all I did was buy stuff and take stupid pictures of American storefronts while I was away. Am I really that shallow?)