Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

If you're a fan of MST3K, and cheesy 80s horror films with cringe-inducing production values, you might enjoy Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, a BBC production that's debuting on the SciFi channel later this month. The first episode is available at SciFi's site, and the show features dialogue like this little gem:

The doors of Darkplace were open. Not the literal doors of the building, most of which were closed. But evil doors. Dark doors. Doors, to the beyond. Doors that were hard to shut because they were abstract and didn't have handles. They were more like portals really.